User:SGD509/Musings

=Selected musings and frustrations of a Lord=
 * In the beginning there were no nymphs and this frustrated the Lord.
 * ...and the Lord's eyes did glance away from his micromanagement of the nymphs on the event map. As nymphs have no mind to repeat repeated tasks, their minds did direct them to useless tasks and lo it frustrated the Lord.
 * The Lord did return from collecting his dinner, as was foretold by the Lord, and upon his return he saw that his nymphs had, in his absence, harvested a great many items of inferior quality to what was available, creating more work for the Lord, and lo it frustrated the Lord.
 * The Lord did seek to automate the automaton. He opened the mind of the first nymph and found naught. Lacking tools to correct this, he instead took to advertising this space to very wealthy fleas. So sayeth the Lord.